I thought my days of cracking down on comments were done, and then this happens. Under my watch, you will not run a Derek Morris parody that criticizes short shorts. You’ve been warned.
Me: What if they fall out?
Doctor: I’d put you on Propecia to make sure they don’t fall out.
Me: Can’t that screw with my testosterone and boners?
Doctor: I’d put you on Testosterone Replacement Therapy if that happened.
Me: Nice.
If he would’ve jumped on this early, he could’ve done a transplant and few would’ve known. When most people think of “plugs”, they think of cutting up the back of your head and transplanting it. In reality, they’ve got robots out here sucking follicles individually and shooting them into your trouble spot. Neograft. Look it up. It’s expensive, and you’re signing up for propecia and potential dong problems.
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Ha we’re joking around and having fun. Have a good Wednesday.
Didn’t know you went to Texas State too.
He’s right.
The photo that shows up on the home page really pisses me off.
It will be.
I thought my days of cracking down on comments were done, and then this happens. Under my watch, you will not run a Derek Morris parody that criticizes short shorts. You’ve been warned.
Dan’s putting together video. It was a great turnout.
Apologies for snark. Still reeling from losing a listen. I’d say in total we had between 85 and 100. More than half were touch nation I’d never met.
yeah 5 showed up
Thank you for the chance to earn your business.
Go ahead. Be safe.
Name checks out
Polar bear and it’s not. even. close.
should be good to go.
how’d y’all downvote this guy?
Hey Dorn remember when I invited you to my birthday dinner and you declined?
it’s too early to be this upset about a column.
Me: What if they fall out?
Doctor: I’d put you on Propecia to make sure they don’t fall out.
Me: Can’t that screw with my testosterone and boners?
Doctor: I’d put you on Testosterone Replacement Therapy if that happened.
Me: Nice.
If he would’ve jumped on this early, he could’ve done a transplant and few would’ve known. When most people think of “plugs”, they think of cutting up the back of your head and transplanting it. In reality, they’ve got robots out here sucking follicles individually and shooting them into your trouble spot. Neograft. Look it up. It’s expensive, and you’re signing up for propecia and potential dong problems.
I work with some punks who don’t even know about Airheads. Tough times.