My wife turned a discussion about me getting a raise in the near future into a fight. PGP.

Waiting to send a wedding RSVP back til the last day on the off chance you actually find a plus one. PGP.

I’m a grown man taking a sick day to relive some glory days and play COD 4 with the boys. I have no shame. PGP.

The appetite of a 13-year-old boy with the metabolism of a 44-year-old man. PGP.