My first ever contribution to this website was posted by Dave (D-Man) for those who are somehow baffled by the recent name change. Really not unheard of to ease it in unlike the raw dog force factor our friend here is most certainly acquainted with. Because let’s face it, lube is a luxury. And this sad motherfucker doesn’t strike me as someone who splurges for splooge products.
I live in Maine and it’s not ideal for post grads but was lucky enough to find good work. Winters suck as much as any of those places but at least I have the ocean to remind me there is indeed life near me when it’s colder than a witches tit out mid January.
if they are going to wrinkle your wedding dress, already do it with something nice. Vera Bradley is some of the ugliest shit I’ve seen in terms of women’s accessories. #fashiongod
I bet if you break down their hourly pay it is less than minimum wage. Nerds like that spend ungodly amount of hours on video games (as it should be, because videogames.) But you probably have to be in the top 0.5% to even have a chance at winning cash let alone a legit contract. Not for me. I’ll take my steady paycheck.
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My first ever contribution to this website was posted by Dave (D-Man) for those who are somehow baffled by the recent name change. Really not unheard of to ease it in unlike the raw dog force factor our friend here is most certainly acquainted with. Because let’s face it, lube is a luxury. And this sad motherfucker doesn’t strike me as someone who splurges for splooge products.
10/10
This. Sign me up for that gig.
This fuckin’ guy. “Drive a truck.” Unfortunately, that technique actually works.
Once you go black you’ll never go back.
I live in Maine and it’s not ideal for post grads but was lucky enough to find good work. Winters suck as much as any of those places but at least I have the ocean to remind me there is indeed life near me when it’s colder than a witches tit out mid January.
SAME. I missed these columns.
at least* damnit
if they are going to wrinkle your wedding dress, already do it with something nice. Vera Bradley is some of the ugliest shit I’ve seen in terms of women’s accessories. #fashiongod
Cities in Wisconsin, South Dakota, and Nebraska all rounding out the top 10? Error?
Whoah. Completely abandoning hedge fund manager girl? Well shit. Out with the new and in with the old I guess? Shooters gotta shoot.
Well done Madoff. Appreciate the read this Monday my good dude.
So maybe they pull in $18/hr for 4 years at the sacrifice of their eye sight and overrall health on top of not getting laid. Sounds fun.
Buddy Garrity cover photo. Brilliant!
I bet if you break down their hourly pay it is less than minimum wage. Nerds like that spend ungodly amount of hours on video games (as it should be, because videogames.) But you probably have to be in the top 0.5% to even have a chance at winning cash let alone a legit contract. Not for me. I’ll take my steady paycheck.
Is there really any other way to ride though? #bareisworththescare
They haven’t been together more than a few months. He may have bad judgement at times but I don’t think he is completely delusional…
“Whose dick do you have to suck to get a cocktail here?” Classic. That struggle is all too real. Good shit, Will.
*Caroline gets a ride on Todd – fixed.
“Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal”