You can’t ice fish on the ocean. At the lake, you don’t get chafing from salt water and sand doubling down on your nether regions because, fresh water. You don’t have to move your chair/towel every couple hours at the lake either because there tides are not real things on your typical lake. I like both but having significant exposure to both where I have lived my entire life, I can confidently say #teamlake is the team you should be on. Actually, stay at the beach because boat traffic is a bitch and I’m not trying to deal with white caps when I’m water skiing.
This was the consensus in a column that Harrison Lee posted a while back as well. Tuesday’s suck ass for sure. Congrats on the date though, you should write a whole series about it.
King slayer.
I’d take the few dollars. PGP.
Boxer briefs or bust.
3 more and the quota will be met for the week. Buckle up.
Congrats.
Hardly a hot take, this was lukewarm at best. If you needed convincing of this then you should re-evaluate some things.
Have you ever been to a sandbar? Hard to beat a game of polish horse shoes in knee deep water.
You can’t ice fish on the ocean. At the lake, you don’t get chafing from salt water and sand doubling down on your nether regions because, fresh water. You don’t have to move your chair/towel every couple hours at the lake either because there tides are not real things on your typical lake. I like both but having significant exposure to both where I have lived my entire life, I can confidently say #teamlake is the team you should be on. Actually, stay at the beach because boat traffic is a bitch and I’m not trying to deal with white caps when I’m water skiing.
Having an office. PGPM.
Saying you’re an engineer may not sound sexy, but money talks so you don’t have to.
Is there no sanctity left in our society?
Better than another ghosting column or some shit about bumble and tinder.
This was the consensus in a column that Harrison Lee posted a while back as well. Tuesday’s suck ass for sure. Congrats on the date though, you should write a whole series about it.
If you don’t talk about it, it didn’t happen. Everyone knows that.
I’ve never expenses alcohol. I’m not a risk taker. I will however clear my schedule to take the hoover dam tour one afternoon.
writers* meh. Guess that is why I’m tier 2.
Hey come on, man. The Onion is cutting edge reporting.
Tier-2 writer’s unite! #allcontentmatters
Five Finger Death Punch, Trivium, and Killswitch Engage. *purple devil emoji*
Elevator installers and repairers, classic career choice.