Don’t abuse the open bar. But if you do, tip well and get them a very generous wedding gift. You don’t want the couple looking at you stumbling around the room thinking “That son of a bitch is $120 deep in old fashioned’s that I paid for.” Also, remember you are dancing as well. Any physical activity that raises the heart beat, while drinking, elevates your buzz way easier and much faster than you think…water is key.
There is just a certain satisfaction one gets at looking at the graveyard in the middle of a table that you and a couple buddies built with your bare hands.
YES. This sound track is amazing. I’ve said this before but I am also a fan of the NFSU soundtrack. Middle school/early high school rap jams and some rob zombie.
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Well now we get to see what (if anything) we have in Garoppolo. Still feasible to start 3-1 with our opening schedule.
I am so excited.
Get used to it.
I prefer cowgirl only…
I get all of my golf in before 10:00am so my wife still thinks we have the whole day together. PGPM.
Introverts unite! This sounds glorious.
Is it just me or can no one else see the tweets I embedded for the commentary?
Hence the use in my closing remarks. Mistakes were made.
Nothing like a cold cut on a couple slices of cardboard.
Didn’t think you had it in you, Creed. But now it’s in her. Congrats.
Just fight it. Don’t give in. It’s too terrible of a fate to just accept it.
Shower sex is bottom tier sex, it’s awful. But still sex.
There’s a reason why Nike has 90% of the basketball shoe market on lock down. they are just a better product. Those shoes are disgusting.
Don’t abuse the open bar. But if you do, tip well and get them a very generous wedding gift. You don’t want the couple looking at you stumbling around the room thinking “That son of a bitch is $120 deep in old fashioned’s that I paid for.” Also, remember you are dancing as well. Any physical activity that raises the heart beat, while drinking, elevates your buzz way easier and much faster than you think…water is key.
There is just a certain satisfaction one gets at looking at the graveyard in the middle of a table that you and a couple buddies built with your bare hands.
“Till the sweat drop down and fall. All these females crawl.”
YES. This sound track is amazing. I’ve said this before but I am also a fan of the NFSU soundtrack. Middle school/early high school rap jams and some rob zombie.
Holy shit. You guys hiring?
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