The reason the first girls boyfriend can’t finish I can almost guarantee is because he watches massive amounts of porn and now the real thing don’t do it for him
Any day but Friday and any time before 1pm is acceptable. Especially since Work meetings are the biggest waste of time next to majoring in lesbians interpretive dance.
So this is what I have to look forward too huh ? I need to find a way to go back to college except have everyone be 24 and up. And yea idk about that spitting the bill thing I don’t feel like pitching on for the dick head that decided to have four shots of top shelf liquor because he “never gets out anymore”.
So a couple things:
1st :Run out to that car in between taking a leak and brushing your teeth to warm that thing up
2nd: We all know it’s Chiraq
3rd: As a driver of an 07 ford Fusuon ,charcoal Grey , about 50,000 Miles with LEATHER interior I must say I relate. Nothing better than a car that’s decent with no monthly payment.Ride that thing until it drops because , we all know a cars the worst investment anyone can make I just need mine to get to NYC every other month to see the Broskis and have over priced Jager bombs in Staten Island and Manhattan. I hope cars in Chiraq don’t rust as bad as they do in Syracuse.
I think I’ve probably slept with almost every female friend I’ve ever had …. and then we just kind of stopped hanging out. I feel like they all just pretended to be my friend for one thing….But on another note what’s a girl friend ?
There’s definitely a big difference between what a person has the freedom to do and what they ought to do. Idk if your advice to this girl necessarily falls into the latter part of that.
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The reason the first girls boyfriend can’t finish I can almost guarantee is because he watches massive amounts of porn and now the real thing don’t do it for him
Any day but Friday and any time before 1pm is acceptable. Especially since Work meetings are the biggest waste of time next to majoring in lesbians interpretive dance.
If we were really friends you wouldn’t be such a soclaislt about the bill
Exactly
So this is what I have to look forward too huh ? I need to find a way to go back to college except have everyone be 24 and up. And yea idk about that spitting the bill thing I don’t feel like pitching on for the dick head that decided to have four shots of top shelf liquor because he “never gets out anymore”.
So a couple things:
1st :Run out to that car in between taking a leak and brushing your teeth to warm that thing up
2nd: We all know it’s Chiraq
3rd: As a driver of an 07 ford Fusuon ,charcoal Grey , about 50,000 Miles with LEATHER interior I must say I relate. Nothing better than a car that’s decent with no monthly payment.Ride that thing until it drops because , we all know a cars the worst investment anyone can make I just need mine to get to NYC every other month to see the Broskis and have over priced Jager bombs in Staten Island and Manhattan. I hope cars in Chiraq don’t rust as bad as they do in Syracuse.
I think I’ve probably slept with almost every female friend I’ve ever had …. and then we just kind of stopped hanging out. I feel like they all just pretended to be my friend for one thing….But on another note what’s a girl friend ?
No way these people are real
There’s definitely a big difference between what a person has the freedom to do and what they ought to do. Idk if your advice to this girl necessarily falls into the latter part of that.