Just got my girlfriend pregnant. PGP.

Spending money that I don’t have. PGP.

Wishing work hours went by as fast as lunch hour. PGP.

Getting hit with a “glad you decided to show up to work today” after being 5 minutes late. PGP.

Thinking about getting a Twitter just so I have another way to waste time at work. PGP.

Finally got laid by using eharmonys free trial weekend. PGP.

Passed out on my couch Friday night … My backs still sore. PGP

Not being able to watch your team play the late game in the playoffs. PGP.

The old women at my office all gather in the lunch room at noon and watch Family Feud. PGP.