Hate to do this, fully siding with Dillon. While y’all are preparing your own fajita taco, with likely half of it falling out, Dillon and every other enchilada guy is already dominating their delicious plate with nothing but a fork and empty stomach.
I have a slight build, was never an athletic star, I’ve curbed my drinking, and I make a conscious effort to be less obnoxious. Also I haven’t drunkenly pissed a bed. Just on my floor. That being said should we still get dinner and see how this plays out?
Every song mentioned in here is absolute fire. I once was late to a meeting because I chose to sit in my car and continue finishing listening to “Return of the Mack”
I had a client cancel on a meeting at 4, and now I’m wondering if I should’ve just earned myself some tax-deductible miles and driven to Whole Foods. It’s like when you choose not to go with your gut on a four-bet parlay, and choose the safe cover instead, then the parlay hits and your cover doesn’t come close.
That Austin hang out was done in by shoddy cell service around the stadium, Will having to leave town post-game, and me blacking out in the third quarter.
Everyone does it differently, and you’ve got a bit more leeway to drink when you’ve got another responsible party helping you out. Golf is the official drinking activity of dads. I play it a bit safer since normally it’s just me on duty, but I’ll throw back a nightcap or two. As long as the offspring keeps breathing and remains fairly well adjusted you keep doing you.
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Appreciate it man, just like every other parent I do my best.
I mean, do you want a diagram, or maybe a thesis over it?
Dave summed up the situation with Olivia the best:
https://twitter.com/dcarterruff/status/691804939954327552
The Johan Santana trade still hurts me so deep.
Hate to do this, fully siding with Dillon. While y’all are preparing your own fajita taco, with likely half of it falling out, Dillon and every other enchilada guy is already dominating their delicious plate with nothing but a fork and empty stomach.
Concetta is everyone I’ve ever disliked rolled up into one person.
May wanna sit the next few plays out Todd.
I have a slight build, was never an athletic star, I’ve curbed my drinking, and I make a conscious effort to be less obnoxious. Also I haven’t drunkenly pissed a bed. Just on my floor. That being said should we still get dinner and see how this plays out?
Every song mentioned in here is absolute fire. I once was late to a meeting because I chose to sit in my car and continue finishing listening to “Return of the Mack”
I had a client cancel on a meeting at 4, and now I’m wondering if I should’ve just earned myself some tax-deductible miles and driven to Whole Foods. It’s like when you choose not to go with your gut on a four-bet parlay, and choose the safe cover instead, then the parlay hits and your cover doesn’t come close.
This also goes for the woman who may or may not be Tindering. Either way this salad bar is getting more appealing by the minute.
Make sure you ask that waitress how she feels about single dads, need to know if Whole Foods needs to be on my checklist for my next Austin trip.
Will, get the cheese plate. You only live-blog Whole Foods once. Unless this becomes a weekly thing and yeah it probably should actually.
Also at some point I’m changing my Twitter handle to CrashDavis. And then my legal name to Crash Davis.
That Austin hang out was done in by shoddy cell service around the stadium, Will having to leave town post-game, and me blacking out in the third quarter.
I don’t hate it.
At some point I’m going to have make the drive to Austin for a deFries live blog. Even if it’s just to be the single Lone Wolf for an afternoon.
Everyone does it differently, and you’ve got a bit more leeway to drink when you’ve got another responsible party helping you out. Golf is the official drinking activity of dads. I play it a bit safer since normally it’s just me on duty, but I’ll throw back a nightcap or two. As long as the offspring keeps breathing and remains fairly well adjusted you keep doing you.
Parlayed the Over and Clemson +7 into a big time backdoor cover celebration
If you’re in the SA area give me a shout man, the more kids to blame mistakes on the better