In general, we refer to most homemade wines as Muscadine Wine, although we prefer to drink Moonshine and Busch Light. In high school if randos showed up to our field parties, there was a fight guaranteed. This was usually because of high school football rivalries or someone slept with someone else’s girlfriend. We climbed every tower and billboard in the three closest counties, all while we were hammered. We “backroaded” every weekend which consisted of driving on backroads and drinking. There isn’t anything to do in a small town but drink.
I had a guy pee my bed after coming home with me and I asked him why the bed was wet. He said, “I might have spilled my beer… Or I might have peed the bed. Shots of Rumplemintz do that to me.”
My only question – Why would you ever do shots of Rumplemintz?
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In general, we refer to most homemade wines as Muscadine Wine, although we prefer to drink Moonshine and Busch Light. In high school if randos showed up to our field parties, there was a fight guaranteed. This was usually because of high school football rivalries or someone slept with someone else’s girlfriend. We climbed every tower and billboard in the three closest counties, all while we were hammered. We “backroaded” every weekend which consisted of driving on backroads and drinking. There isn’t anything to do in a small town but drink.
I had a guy pee my bed after coming home with me and I asked him why the bed was wet. He said, “I might have spilled my beer… Or I might have peed the bed. Shots of Rumplemintz do that to me.”
My only question – Why would you ever do shots of Rumplemintz?