The “Yeah, I can get drunk on $25” conversation with yourself every Friday. PGP.

Have I seen the sun this week? PGP.

The new coffee I switched to gives me heartburn. PGP.

Using your parents’ Amazon Prime account to order their Christmas presents. PGP.

Finding new ways to cover up your fart sounds. PGP.

The guy in the cube next to me is going through a techno phase. PGP.

Having extremely general knowledge on most current events. PGP.

I’ve started dreaming in Calibri. PGP.

Considering quitting with no back up plan or job lined up. PGP.

The struggle of trying to dress for how cold it is outside versus how warm the office is. PGP.