Cousin Eddie being unemployed for seven years because he’s holding out for a management position. PGP.

Between email, phone and in person, I’ve used the same ‘Enjoy the Holidays’ salutation nearly 50 times today. PGP.

Not needing an alarm clock. PGP.

Naively thinking that college was the end of all-nighters. PGP.

Just had my annual “Sorry we couldn’t promote you” phone call with corporate. PGP.

Having the attitude, but not the energy to be the office prankster. PGP.

I stop doing anything productive around 2:30 on Thursday. PGP.

There’s no way I’m hitting my sales quota. PGP.

I can’t sleep past 6 a.m. PGP.

No plans are the best plans. PGP.