Praying that my tax return will be enough to knock out a nice chunk of my credit card debt. PGP.

I can’t remember the last time I needed sunglasses. PGP.

There is nothing for me to do today. I don’t know why they made me come in. PGP.

“I know nobody likes me. Why do we have to have a holiday season to emphasize it?” – Charlie Brown. PGP.

I spent more money on my parents than they spent on me for Christmas. PGP.

“We got your Christmas card the other day and my family and I are very flattered you remembered us.” PGP.

A grocery store gift card for your Christmas bonus. PGP.

I thought social work was a good idea. PGP.

I saw a coworker outside of work and walked to the complete other side of the parking lot to a random store just to avoid having to say hi. PGP.

Shooting for average. PGP.