Having to create a word document to keep track of your usernames and passwords. PGP.

The only thing I want for my birthday is a Dyson. PGP.

Mondays are the Left Shark of the work week.

The good news is that Nationwide commercial might have bought me some time with the wife’s plans to have kids. PGP.

1: “Did you read the guidelines?” 2: “I glanced at them.” PGP.

The guy that sits beside me, Patrick, is a 40-year-old part time student at the local college while working an entry level sales job, and constantly reminisces about when he used to “crush sales” with a Land Rover dealership. PGP.

Freshmen in high school were born in 2000. PGP.

They fired my only friend at work. PGP.

My desk is more of a lunch table than it is a work station. PGP.

Just found out that I have to move cubes. Might just quit instead. PGP.