Bought 20 shares of Powerball today. PGP.

Of all the things that usually crush my soul on a Wednesday, I never expected one of them to be Netflix. PGP.

I can’t remember a time when I wasn’t at least a little tired. PGP

I don’t recognize half the last names on my newsfeed. PGP

Forgot my headphones today. PGP.

Coworker was telling me about his ex-wife. I don’t even have a girlfriend. PGP.

I can recognize cars I’ve seen before by their license plates on my commute. PGP.

I used to be cool… PGP.

Too old to sit in the student section, too rowdy to be tolerated in the regular seats. #PGP

Just got a promotion and a raise. I now make less per hour. PGP