Can’t wait to get my taxes done so I can be responsible and blow it all in Vegas.

Hell is the last 2 minutes of a close basketball game when you really need to get some sleep. #PGP

Jimmy John’s taste. Subway budget. PGP.

I probably peaked at 21. Maybe 22. PGP.

Still hear the geico humpday phrase every wednesday. PGP

People are arguing in the office about who got more snow in their area. Arguing. About snow. PGP.

Coworkers acting like they’ve never seen a Catholic on Ash Wednesday. PGP.

Optional always meaning mandatory. PGP.

I could really use a free t-shirt. PGP.

Not getting laid for 40 days and telling everyone you gave up sex for Lent. PGP.