That deep breath you take every time you arrive at the office. PGP.

NSFW only applies when you don’t have your own office. PGPM.

Bottled wine taste, boxed wine budget. PGP.

Thinking about starting a blog. PGP

New phone system at work traces every call and my boss can listen in at any time. Thanks Obama

Still can’t grow a beard. PGP

Target taste, Walmart budget. PGP

Group texts with my friends used to be funny. Now the group texts include their wives. PGP.

Saw the sun this morning. That’s how I knew I was late for work. PGP

I did absolutely nothing this weekend. PGP.