Just came to the realization that I am now older than 99.9% of college athletes. PGP.
Described as having a “pep in your step,” but only on Fridays. PGP.
No one is going out this weekend because of the snow. PGP.
The whole office spent the first hour and a half of work today debating that damn dress.
My boss sees white and gold, I see blue and black. This explains so much.
Legitimately sad that there probably won’t be another Llama chase today
No one has responded to my happy hour group text. PGP.
Taking two days of PTO meaning you do a week’s work in three days. PGP.
Specials are my drink of choice. PGP.
Watering down your humor to make it office appropriate. PGP.
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