Phoning it in today.

Paying the price on Monday for how little you accomplished on Friday. PGP.

Discovering not all office toilets are created equally

I have a case of the Mondays.

Pulled an all-nighter, and by all-nighter I mean I couldn’t sleep due to anxiety. PGP.

Stayed in to watch Shark Tank last night. It was a re-run. PGP.

Being unofficially forced to throw in money for my boss’s going away gift. He’s only been my boss for 3 months. PGP.

Telling myself “I’m only going to work here like a year tops”. That was 3 years ago. PGP

Sending out the desperate “Anything going on tonight?” mass text. PGP.

Framed my degree, but there’s really no place to hang it in this cubicle. PGP.