Did you get the bracket invite? PGP

Just staring at your computer screen in silence. PGP.

When your weekend plans are either “catch up on sleep” or “get blackout drunk”. PGP.

Owing the federal government money instead of them owing you money.

muting the call so you can fart.

My college jeans don’t fit anymore. PGP.

That moment on Monday when you finally check your account balance. PGP.

Explaining what you do for a living. PGP.

Will I ever get used to this? PGP.

The old guy next to me uses talk to text. PGP.