It’s Friday and I’m here. That should be good enough. PGP.

Fantasizing about faking your own kidnapping to get some time off. PGP.

“What would you say are your biggest weaknesses?” PGP.

Knowing that you’ll be talked into going out tonight even though it’s a Tuesday. PGP.

Get drunk early. Go to bed early. Wake up early.

Begrudgingly opting in for the vision plan. PGP.

Having to create two different ESPN accounts so that your coworker’s group can’t see that you’re also affiliated with your college friend’s group called “Tiggo Bitties”. PGP.

All of my friends are going to my ex-girlfriends wedding this weekend.

Starting your day with an Irish coffee, minus the irish. PGP.

Having all the ingredients to cook dinner except for the motivation. PGP.