Cody Sutton

Cody Mack Sutton is a born and raised Texan that only took five and a half years to proudly graduate from Texas A&M University. If he had a resume, it would probably be long and distinguished. Often referred to by his family as a "Renaissance Man,” Cody is currently holding out for a Senior level management position with a corner office.

Member Since 09/10/2014

21 Things That Were Awesome In College And Are Just Sad Now

Had to give myself a pep talk this morning. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Crappy Taxidermy Is The Best Twitter Account You Don’t Follow

I haven’t been carded in months. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The top two drawers in my dresser are for pajama pants. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

American Hero Decides Life Is Worth Living After Weekend Bender Full Of Cocaine And Mexican Hookers

The Evolution Of My Porn Consumption

Amanda Bynes’s Rejection Letter From NYU

I’m 100% positive the guy begging for change by my office has a higher net worth than me. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The Seasoned Veteran’s Guide To Getting Out Of Work