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Too hyperbole never existed, huh?
Johnny Utah baby
Swear to God, throw on Van Morrison: Moondance and it really doesn’t matter how you perform. Trust me.
Why would you not have a few drinks on a lot Friday night? If you’re not the coolest person you know then somethings wrong.
Love the enthusiasm but “down there?” I am so so sorry
Headed to the store to get some right now.
Jesus, Evan…Cook Out was founded in NC and is also in TN. Get a clue.
But the correct answer is definitely the Cook Out Tray. They were doing the $5 combo before anyone else.
What am I supposed to do when Buffett rolls into town on a Tuesday? Sit on my pics until the weekend?
Miss you Scottie in Phoenix
Had to get out. It’s overwhelming for 7 months
An you can get a nice little warranty for all 4 for under $150. Worth it.
118 degrees in June will make people do crazy things.
Any girl that does gains at least 2 points on the scale for me. It’s just that important to my life.
Well Petitte and Mo are retired so I doubt that was an issue.
Hey who knows, maybe the other two don’t play golf? But you can be sure as shit the core four is ride or die
Don’t take it out on us because you forgot to check in and ended up with C32. Set a reminder next time.
If you work in an office you can’t be snacking. Playing with fire there.
Scrolled right to the bottom.
Don’t feel bad one bit. Try graduating in 2008 when the economy literally imploded. Figure it out.