I maintain a Facebook so my mom can see dog pictures I post on instagram and so I can justify not attending class reunions. I haven’t made a real post on Facebook in years.
My great-aunt makes the best Chex Mix. I think it’s pretty much the box recipe but she knows to leave out the wheat chex, up the nuts quotient, up the Worstershire, season it perfectly, and cook it to the perfect crunch. She sends it to me by the gallon bag and it’s so hard to make that last a couple days.
One more lesson that a tied down man such as yourself shouldn’t know. Will.Pull.In.All.The.Ladies. but few are actually interested in you and really just want to play with your absolutely adorable dog so you get a phone number, get a few responses, then ghost…
And yet everyone calls me crazy for saying when (if) I get married I’m going to try to convince the bride (TBD, sup) to have a nuclear family only wedding and afterparty then instead of a reception just travel to 3/4 friend/family hubs and have a blowout weekend.
I think this would require a very very easy going bride of the nonexistent variety
That’s generation Z eating Tide Pods. Millenials are the ones killing all chain restaurants because we *gasp* cook at home or try and support local business.
Definitely don’t get a puppy if you’re wanting to go out all the time.
BUT you can adopt an older dog and they will be perfectly content when you leave and you can give them a loving home for the last stages of their life.
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Did not read, Berkey Creamery is the best ice cream of all time and it’s cheap.
I maintain a Facebook so my mom can see dog pictures I post on instagram and so I can justify not attending class reunions. I haven’t made a real post on Facebook in years.
I definitely read that website as JBoneZone the first time
Dave coming with the fire
I can understand not wanting to celebrate it, but ‘forgetting’ is nigh impossible and a terrible excuse
I like a good Gose
My great-aunt makes the best Chex Mix. I think it’s pretty much the box recipe but she knows to leave out the wheat chex, up the nuts quotient, up the Worstershire, season it perfectly, and cook it to the perfect crunch. She sends it to me by the gallon bag and it’s so hard to make that last a couple days.
If you stick around long enough to wash your hands, you can normally catch that before any damage done.
It would be worse if it wasn’t your blood. Patrick Bateman style
Not the time nor place
I moved to the South, the gas station game is piss poor. Sheetz, Wawa, GetGo would wipe the floor of anything down here.
One more lesson that a tied down man such as yourself shouldn’t know. Will.Pull.In.All.The.Ladies. but few are actually interested in you and really just want to play with your absolutely adorable dog so you get a phone number, get a few responses, then ghost…
Or is that just me?
Chick-Fil-A breakfast burrito is my go to
How long until this website gets fanfic? Someone out there will weave these stories together in some way some day
And yet everyone calls me crazy for saying when (if) I get married I’m going to try to convince the bride (TBD, sup) to have a nuclear family only wedding and afterparty then instead of a reception just travel to 3/4 friend/family hubs and have a blowout weekend.
I think this would require a very very easy going bride of the nonexistent variety
That’s generation Z eating Tide Pods. Millenials are the ones killing all chain restaurants because we *gasp* cook at home or try and support local business.
Definitely don’t get a puppy if you’re wanting to go out all the time.
BUT you can adopt an older dog and they will be perfectly content when you leave and you can give them a loving home for the last stages of their life.
Every kid should be raised on Mr Roger’s neighborhood. The country would be a better place
I did my taxes, went to a small party, watched PSU win the team title in wrestling, and watched a lot of college basketball. It was a good weekend.
This is some of Will’s best TGDAG work and I don’t even eat mayo unless it’s in tuna/chicken/egg salad.