96 or so hours ago, I put my big boy britches on and hopped on the bull that is quitting smoking. It’s been bucking pretty hard, but I’m holding on. Going to treat myself to a venti and some more Nicorette because (a) I deserve it (b) if I don’t get some nicotine soon, I’m going to rip the Associates head off today. Everyone’s riding their own bull in life and let me tell you: you can absolutely hold on for eight seconds. HUMP DAY!
I’d like to think she loves me for who I am, but I definitely mind the Ps and Qs around her. Don’t let her see the absurd Porn I sometimes watch and the Quantity of crappy food I put into my body
Was able to leave work early and the capital R is out of town. Don’t have to worry about “health” or “vegetables.” Mac and cheese here I come. Let the boys play!
Also a good idea to avoid sharing your current comp with a prospective employer/recruiter. The second you share that information, you lose a lot of leverage. Just let them know your target range
Let me set the scene: first into the office (even beat the Associate, because fuck that guy). Set myself up at the Bloomberg Terminal with a cup and a half of Colombian Dark Roast in a ceramic mug I call “The Goblet.” Ready to chase that alpha for my clients. Might even treat myself to lunch at the Yale Club for the boys it this morning goes well. Praises go up, blesses come down
Getting my money’s worth out of the Keurig this morning while setting up my goal-line offense to get some deals into the end zone. Never too early in the week to close
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These good vibes are much appreciated. God bless y’all
96 or so hours ago, I put my big boy britches on and hopped on the bull that is quitting smoking. It’s been bucking pretty hard, but I’m holding on. Going to treat myself to a venti and some more Nicorette because (a) I deserve it (b) if I don’t get some nicotine soon, I’m going to rip the Associates head off today. Everyone’s riding their own bull in life and let me tell you: you can absolutely hold on for eight seconds. HUMP DAY!
I’d like to think she loves me for who I am, but I definitely mind the Ps and Qs around her. Don’t let her see the absurd Porn I sometimes watch and the Quantity of crappy food I put into my body
Was able to leave work early and the capital R is out of town. Don’t have to worry about “health” or “vegetables.” Mac and cheese here I come. Let the boys play!
Also a good idea to avoid sharing your current comp with a prospective employer/recruiter. The second you share that information, you lose a lot of leverage. Just let them know your target range
All praise Howard Schultz. The man can turn water into wine and I respect it. Damn shame he’s leaving
God damn do I love a New Testament reference in the morning
Let me set the scene: first into the office (even beat the Associate, because fuck that guy). Set myself up at the Bloomberg Terminal with a cup and a half of Colombian Dark Roast in a ceramic mug I call “The Goblet.” Ready to chase that alpha for my clients. Might even treat myself to lunch at the Yale Club for the boys it this morning goes well. Praises go up, blesses come down
Who on God’s green earth calls someone their “partner”? Is it just me, or is that a little weird
Getting my money’s worth out of the Keurig this morning while setting up my goal-line offense to get some deals into the end zone. Never too early in the week to close