One of the Partners might bring their dog to the office this afternoon, so that’s nice. The beer cart will also be making rounds with domestic gold later today. Can’t wait to rock a buzz on the subway home. Happy Friday, y’all
Interviewing a bunch of soon-to-be college graduates, from my alma mater, for an opening in our operation today. Going to do my best to be dignified and pretend I wasn’t a total degenerate when I was in their shoes. Cheers
Ripping through cup number three at my desk right now while I look through the agenda: 9am-talk to the Associate and get an update on the whole potential fatherhood situation re: a bumble date he raw dogged when she wasn’t on birth control. Pull out game better be strong, 9.30am-market opens, 9.00pm-begin getting piss-the-bed drunk to wash away a shitty week
Unreal levels of stoke after washing down a double-dose of Concerta this morning with some vanilla roast. The only thing I’m giving up for Lent is mediocrity
Rough weekend. Dad is starting to exhibit the early signs of dementia. Right now, I’m sipping on some brew and figuring out a more frequent visit schedule. Trying to stay positive and get as much time as I can in with him while he’s still sharp
Bought myself a couple of doughnuts on the way into work because refined sugar is the spice of life…and I deserve it. It’s turned out to be a tough week so you better believe I’m also going to take a long pull on the blood of Christ this Sunday
Since I spent the last three days of my life living the après-ski lifestyle to excess, I’ve started off the day with a vegetable protein shake. After drawing down a few positions to give my clients some cash to play with, I’ll be hitting hot yoga with the girlfriend. Not sure what to expect, but I’ve been told to bring a towel…
Picked up my grandfather’s USMA ring from the jewelers last night. Got it resized because, while the man had the balls of an elephant, his fingers were tiny. God bless our troops, God bless these United States, God bless y’all on this Friday
Tucking into cup number two right now. About to enter the war room with the boys (and girl) for an investment committee meeting. I am jacked to the tits about this weekend’s ski trip. Have a blessed Thursday!
The dad bod/father figure is really coming in nicely. Had to loosen my belt one notch this morning. Going to drink more coffee, eat less, and really get some good cardio in tonight
Facing a little adversity this morning: turns out that the only K cups we have left in the office are half-caff. Not quite sure why we even buy them, as it kind of defeats the purpose of the beverage. Anyway…going to spend my lunch break today shopping for motorcycles. Why wait until I’m in my late 30s to have a mid-life crisis? Plus, if the whole motorcycle thing doesn’t pan out–in a really bad way–at least I have a promising future as an organ donor
Office got the tap to work from home today, but I ventured in. America didn’t win the space race from our couches. Because no one else is going to be here (I hope), I ditched the business formal for a Texans dry fit golf polo. It’s a good reminder to avoid bad deals: Don’t guarantee $37 mil for some really mediocre quarterbacking
Sorry, brother. It’s always frustrating when someone takes that long to figure out they don’t want to take things further. Bush league move on her part. Fuck her though. Get yourself to the gym. Lift the anger away and let time heal all wounds. You’ll eventually find someone where the “click” is mutual
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When I see the snow in Boston right now
One of the Partners might bring their dog to the office this afternoon, so that’s nice. The beer cart will also be making rounds with domestic gold later today. Can’t wait to rock a buzz on the subway home. Happy Friday, y’all
Tearing through some Dunkin Donuts right now as a reward for the five minutes I spent on the stationary bike last night before I had a salad
Interviewing a bunch of soon-to-be college graduates, from my alma mater, for an opening in our operation today. Going to do my best to be dignified and pretend I wasn’t a total degenerate when I was in their shoes. Cheers
And also with you
Ripping through cup number three at my desk right now while I look through the agenda: 9am-talk to the Associate and get an update on the whole potential fatherhood situation re: a bumble date he raw dogged when she wasn’t on birth control. Pull out game better be strong, 9.30am-market opens, 9.00pm-begin getting piss-the-bed drunk to wash away a shitty week
Unreal levels of stoke after washing down a double-dose of Concerta this morning with some vanilla roast. The only thing I’m giving up for Lent is mediocrity
Thank you. One of those things that just can happen I guess. Old age is a bear
Rough weekend. Dad is starting to exhibit the early signs of dementia. Right now, I’m sipping on some brew and figuring out a more frequent visit schedule. Trying to stay positive and get as much time as I can in with him while he’s still sharp
Bought myself a couple of doughnuts on the way into work because refined sugar is the spice of life…and I deserve it. It’s turned out to be a tough week so you better believe I’m also going to take a long pull on the blood of Christ this Sunday
Since I spent the last three days of my life living the après-ski lifestyle to excess, I’ve started off the day with a vegetable protein shake. After drawing down a few positions to give my clients some cash to play with, I’ll be hitting hot yoga with the girlfriend. Not sure what to expect, but I’ve been told to bring a towel…
Maybe this is a bad take, but Mia really doesn’t seem like a good person
Picked up my grandfather’s USMA ring from the jewelers last night. Got it resized because, while the man had the balls of an elephant, his fingers were tiny. God bless our troops, God bless these United States, God bless y’all on this Friday
Tucking into cup number two right now. About to enter the war room with the boys (and girl) for an investment committee meeting. I am jacked to the tits about this weekend’s ski trip. Have a blessed Thursday!
But if I put my BCAAs down for 30 seconds while I add the oil, won’t I lose all of my gains?
The dad bod/father figure is really coming in nicely. Had to loosen my belt one notch this morning. Going to drink more coffee, eat less, and really get some good cardio in tonight
Facing a little adversity this morning: turns out that the only K cups we have left in the office are half-caff. Not quite sure why we even buy them, as it kind of defeats the purpose of the beverage. Anyway…going to spend my lunch break today shopping for motorcycles. Why wait until I’m in my late 30s to have a mid-life crisis? Plus, if the whole motorcycle thing doesn’t pan out–in a really bad way–at least I have a promising future as an organ donor
Whole Foods has gotten lost in the sauce
Office got the tap to work from home today, but I ventured in. America didn’t win the space race from our couches. Because no one else is going to be here (I hope), I ditched the business formal for a Texans dry fit golf polo. It’s a good reminder to avoid bad deals: Don’t guarantee $37 mil for some really mediocre quarterbacking
Sorry, brother. It’s always frustrating when someone takes that long to figure out they don’t want to take things further. Bush league move on her part. Fuck her though. Get yourself to the gym. Lift the anger away and let time heal all wounds. You’ll eventually find someone where the “click” is mutual