Spending a ridiculous amount of money on a ring is insane. If I end up proposing to my current gf, she would kill me if it was more than a couple thousand. 1) because she’d much rather have a nice downpayment for a home she loves and 2) there’s a very real risk of her misplacing it, and something super expensive would just giver her anxiety attacks.
Pre-anything maybe, but don’t write off doctors/lawyers/engineers because “why don’t they have someone already?” Relationships end, and working 60+ hour weeks makes it hard to meet someone new, ya know?
I go to a nice barber in the skywalk that only does men’s cuts, and is completely full from open to close every day. He charges $15, and it’s the best haircut I’ve ever had in my life.
This is a rare find, however, and in a smaller city. In any case, I agree with the “don’t go to chains” sentiment.
Who has a long-distance boyfriend/girlfriend postgrad anyway? Unless he was A) deployed or B) on temporary reassignment, there is no way that will work out in the long run, so why bother.
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This is hilarious.
Nice work Dale.
You just lost all credibility as someone intelligent by thinking a JD means good things.
Why the hell is there a hookup story from formal on PGP? That’s not post grad at all.
Spending a ridiculous amount of money on a ring is insane. If I end up proposing to my current gf, she would kill me if it was more than a couple thousand. 1) because she’d much rather have a nice downpayment for a home she loves and 2) there’s a very real risk of her misplacing it, and something super expensive would just giver her anxiety attacks.
This list probably explains why you are single.
Pre-anything maybe, but don’t write off doctors/lawyers/engineers because “why don’t they have someone already?” Relationships end, and working 60+ hour weeks makes it hard to meet someone new, ya know?
This is hilarious.
Broke my driver, so this could come in handy…
…Am I out of the running if I did the steps out of order?
For the record, a barrel of beer is the equivalent of two normal-sized kegs (which is why the size of a keg is known as a half barrel).
This column is spot on, well done. Much better than the guide to buying a suit one the other day.
I go to a nice barber in the skywalk that only does men’s cuts, and is completely full from open to close every day. He charges $15, and it’s the best haircut I’ve ever had in my life.
This is a rare find, however, and in a smaller city. In any case, I agree with the “don’t go to chains” sentiment.
This guy really thinks he’s the total package, huh?
This is terrible advice. Both Men’s Warehouse and Jos A. Bank are trash. Unless you’re into buying suits that will last < a year.
Solid Hy-Vee shoutout, I thought that was just an Iowa thing.
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This would be sweet.
She sounds butthurt. And isn’t really clever or funny at all.
Although, I really hope this quote reads like this without the redaction:
“Please, just leave and piss all over the patio at Chili’s again.”
Guess I’m extremely lazy…
Who has a long-distance boyfriend/girlfriend postgrad anyway? Unless he was A) deployed or B) on temporary reassignment, there is no way that will work out in the long run, so why bother.
One of our partners can barely send an email. I actually had to show him how to put music on his iPhone.