When comparing blood pressure medication becomes a conversation amongst friends. PGP.

When buying tampons for your wife isn’t embarrassing anymore. PGP.

Getting the ugly waitress at Hooters. PGP.

I wouldn’t hire me. PGP.

The realization that video games are too complicated for you now. PGP.

“I didn’t have any problems until the IT guy got a hold of my computer.” PGP.

The realization that money does, in fact, buy happiness, and you have none. PGP.

The loaner I was given by the mechanic is nicer than my car he’s repairing. PGP.

Using a calculator for extremely basic math. PGP.