ChaseIsThirsty

Chase is a douchebag recent college grad who decided to take his current job, only because the office smelled like bacon. He enjoys being day drunk and late night booty texting. He's not radical.

Member Since 12/04/2014

My desk is directly next to the bathroom and no, it’s not because I’m the shit. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I listened to “Dust in the Wind” twice in a row on my way to work this morning. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I stop doing anything productive around 2:30 on Thursday. PGP.

Post Grad Problems