Or if you’re me, you 100% make a bunch of gestures that suggest the proposal is indeed coming, but never actually do it. If she’s not into that kind of humor it wasn’t going to work anyways?
That plus one to the exit interview would actually be incredible. The power shift that would happen would be palpable. Especially if she’s dressed to the nines in a job that definitely does not require it.
Woooo something I might be qualified to give advice on… What am I doing with my life?
How much trouble can you get in if you get caught?
This depends on who catches you and where. The stakes are higher than you think, much like public urination, actually a bit risky, but most likely you’ll just be reprimanded and be fine.
Where’s the line?
Odds are you are keeping some clothes on. You don’t need to ditch your shirts, that would just slow any potential get away you might have to make because of the aforementioned getting caught. Ideally you don’t have people watching and aren’t getting caught, but you are in public… And no handcuffs here. You’ve got way too many thrilling public options to explore before you need to handcuff her to the railing in that public bathroom to get the same thrill.
What if something happens halfway through?
Depends on how bad it is, but I’ve bounced half way through. We have definitely been like yea we need to pull up our pants and get our asses home before we finish this, this feels kind of ridiculous. That being said, you throw the crab away and finish that sesh 10 times out of 10.
Should you do it somewhere familiar? Or somewhere new?
The answer, it seems for most of these, is that it depends. I probably wouldn’t do it at your regular bar if you aren’t seen as a degenerate who has sex in their bathroom and wants to keep frequenting this establishment as such.
I’d say this is about spontaneity, if you catch yourselves all passionate and heated and it seems safe enough where you’re at, go for it. The excitement will probably make sure it doesn’t last long enough to get caught anyways.
My first dates have become a thing of legend among my friends because there’s a 50% chance they wind up being absolutely ridiculous dates.
I had one turn into a 3 day bender that she joined me on, complete with going so she could get a new outfit before we went to brunch.
I had one where I somehow met the girls dad.
I had one where we drank so much I threw up afterwards.
I might be starting to see why I’m still single….
It’s crazy what like being honest can do.
I think dating apps work way better for people when they are really clear about what they want. If they know that I don’t want something serious then if they’re into that it is really easy to go from there. And vice versa, a lot of my friends who are girls will complain that guys only want to sleep with them, but they never bother to say that isn’t what they want.
I feel like once you’ve celebrated an anniversary that should be the statute of limitations. Go do something new so I can groan about that when you post it too.
100% agree here. The happiest couples I know I rarely see that much from. They’re probably too busy enjoying each others company to take a bunch of dumb photos and repost them over and over or something stupid like that.
I’m pretty confident that I could write a never ending series about all of the things I have attempted to do hungover. If I always waited until I felt good to do things I wouldn’t achieve much of anything.
^That last kind of person is the WORST. Do you really think you’re going to make friends by messaging horny strangers who swiped right because they would have sex with you?
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I don’t see how any of these don’t work. 100 emoji.
Or if you’re me, you 100% make a bunch of gestures that suggest the proposal is indeed coming, but never actually do it. If she’s not into that kind of humor it wasn’t going to work anyways?
That plus one to the exit interview would actually be incredible. The power shift that would happen would be palpable. Especially if she’s dressed to the nines in a job that definitely does not require it.
Hey don’t make fun of Mittens, he can’t help that he was born adorable.
Woooo something I might be qualified to give advice on… What am I doing with my life?
How much trouble can you get in if you get caught?
This depends on who catches you and where. The stakes are higher than you think, much like public urination, actually a bit risky, but most likely you’ll just be reprimanded and be fine.
Where’s the line?
Odds are you are keeping some clothes on. You don’t need to ditch your shirts, that would just slow any potential get away you might have to make because of the aforementioned getting caught. Ideally you don’t have people watching and aren’t getting caught, but you are in public… And no handcuffs here. You’ve got way too many thrilling public options to explore before you need to handcuff her to the railing in that public bathroom to get the same thrill.
What if something happens halfway through?
Depends on how bad it is, but I’ve bounced half way through. We have definitely been like yea we need to pull up our pants and get our asses home before we finish this, this feels kind of ridiculous. That being said, you throw the crab away and finish that sesh 10 times out of 10.
Should you do it somewhere familiar? Or somewhere new?
The answer, it seems for most of these, is that it depends. I probably wouldn’t do it at your regular bar if you aren’t seen as a degenerate who has sex in their bathroom and wants to keep frequenting this establishment as such.
I’d say this is about spontaneity, if you catch yourselves all passionate and heated and it seems safe enough where you’re at, go for it. The excitement will probably make sure it doesn’t last long enough to get caught anyways.
My first dates have become a thing of legend among my friends because there’s a 50% chance they wind up being absolutely ridiculous dates.
I had one turn into a 3 day bender that she joined me on, complete with going so she could get a new outfit before we went to brunch.
I had one where I somehow met the girls dad.
I had one where we drank so much I threw up afterwards.
I might be starting to see why I’m still single….
It’s crazy what like being honest can do.
I think dating apps work way better for people when they are really clear about what they want. If they know that I don’t want something serious then if they’re into that it is really easy to go from there. And vice versa, a lot of my friends who are girls will complain that guys only want to sleep with them, but they never bother to say that isn’t what they want.
I feel like the guys you match with are probably going to be more interested in getting you that job than the girls, so double plus here.
I feel like once you’ve celebrated an anniversary that should be the statute of limitations. Go do something new so I can groan about that when you post it too.
100% agree here. The happiest couples I know I rarely see that much from. They’re probably too busy enjoying each others company to take a bunch of dumb photos and repost them over and over or something stupid like that.
For whatever reason, Forgetting Sarah Marshall always gets me.
Where are all of you finding Space Jam on TV?? Do I need a better cable package?
I’m pretty confident that I could write a never ending series about all of the things I have attempted to do hungover. If I always waited until I felt good to do things I wouldn’t achieve much of anything.
Checking in with a 4.90 here, I still don’t know what I did that I got less than a 5.
This looks like a really good way to make sure I get to use my health insurance.
Yea but going out with my drinking buddies seems way less sad than staying in and drinking by myself. Am I doing this right?
^That last kind of person is the WORST. Do you really think you’re going to make friends by messaging horny strangers who swiped right because they would have sex with you?
Also “something about travels and adventure”
Every single one of these is better than the Bumble profiles you encounter in real life.
No matter how you feel about it, you have to admit its entertaining.
^You’ve gotta make this invite happen. Bring coach instead of the gf if you have to.