My best friend’s boyfriend wanted to go as Jay and Silent Bob. She wanted to go as Cruella De Vil and a dalmatian. So they compromised and went as Cruella and a dalmatian.
Alternatively, I let my ex pick costumes one year so he chose Indiana Jones and a snake. SIGH.
My cousin’s wedding is in Colombia this December, all of my mom’s family lives out there and I’m flying out for it. Doubtful I fare much better than Todd (who will for sure get ripped off by every taxi the second he speaks english)
My ex forgot my birthday one year and then when he remembered really late that night he tried to go with “I just wanted to be the last one to wish you happy birthday” lollll
I had a shit day at work like two months ago so on my hour long lunch break I ate half an edible that I had in my car. Suffice to say by the end of my shift I was in the bathroom calling my friend whispering “they all know!! Everyone knows I’m high.. I have to go home” I work as a paralegal and it’s a miracle I wrote anything intelligible at all. 0/10 would not recommend.
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My best friend’s boyfriend wanted to go as Jay and Silent Bob. She wanted to go as Cruella De Vil and a dalmatian. So they compromised and went as Cruella and a dalmatian.
Alternatively, I let my ex pick costumes one year so he chose Indiana Jones and a snake. SIGH.
Wait is Hooch Mr.Moseby?
I feel like I just got my date last night narrated back to me…
My cousin’s wedding is in Colombia this December, all of my mom’s family lives out there and I’m flying out for it. Doubtful I fare much better than Todd (who will for sure get ripped off by every taxi the second he speaks english)
I don’t care if it means I’m basic, Tulum sounds lit
“Aceitunas Y Tomate, $8”
….do you mean to tell me you paid $8 for tomato and olives…fam. no.
Pause. Why had I never heard of hangover patches. And can anyone confirm if they’re legit?
My ex forgot my birthday one year and then when he remembered really late that night he tried to go with “I just wanted to be the last one to wish you happy birthday” lollll
Spot on. Without a doubt that hopeful optimism/thinking you can change someone’s mind has got to be the easiest way to break your own heart.
you don’t see anyone out here asking for “adhesive bandages” when they get a paper cut, just “Band-Aids” which is a brand also
But I do say tissue. My mom always shopped off brand for those♀️
Taylor Ham****
The extreme internal conflict that follows when you wholeheartedly agree with a Duda take
…but these are so good
I had a shit day at work like two months ago so on my hour long lunch break I ate half an edible that I had in my car. Suffice to say by the end of my shift I was in the bathroom calling my friend whispering “they all know!! Everyone knows I’m high.. I have to go home” I work as a paralegal and it’s a miracle I wrote anything intelligible at all. 0/10 would not recommend.
the secondhand anxiety is so real
between “goops” and “flim-flammed”…I didn’t even know there were this many terms