Learning the boss’s schedule so you can leave for lunch 2 minutes after him, and take 2 hours. PGP.
I’d love to quit, but if I can get them to fire me, I get severance and unemployment. PGP.
Not telling the boss that I finished a project until he asks about it, so he won’t give me another. PGP
I like to print random documents to a printer on the other side of the office, and walk a lap through the office with it in my hand. An hour later, I’ll walk another lap back, and shred it. It looks like work and makes my cardiologist happy. PGP
Saying, “I’ve never seen the market do anything like this before!” so it sounds like you’ve followed the market for longer than your 10 months of employment. #PGP
Still refusing to look at your bar tab from 2 weeks ago. PGP.
Being bored and still refusing to work. PGP