CanadianB4c0n 5 years ago on I'm Starting To Scare People With My Drunk Conspiracy Theories Santa’s elves aren’t actually elves. Small, magical, humanoids with an extreme proficiency when it comes to building? Those are dwarves! 1 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Santa’s elves aren’t actually elves. Small, magical, humanoids with an extreme proficiency when it comes to building? Those are dwarves!
Quarter zip during the cooler months
Spring only has that many drinking days because you aren’t getting through spring sober.
IDK, sounds fun to me.
Really, no love for Patriot Games?
Johnny was the good guy in the original. It just tricked us into cheering for the villain.
Flight suits don’t breathe.
Plus you’ve got a dog. We love dogs. Instant ice breaker. Already ahead of the game really.
For societal norms that may be outdated I like to apply what I call “the first right of refusal rule.” Bride’s family typically pays for the wedding and groom’s the reception, they each get first right of refusal for that event. Man pays for the dinner date, woman gets first right of refusal. Etc.
Yep, that’s the emo one.
Which kind of satanism? Levayan, Satanic Temple, or csrtoonishly emo devil worship?
Unless your dad’s drunk buddy from college drops you. Honestly, not the worst part of my bar mitzvah.
Coffee, water, mimosa, apple juice, maple syrup.
My buddies and I had a system where no matter what we got everything was split evenly on the bill but with a catch. We’d divide all the food into two categories: entrees and table food. Table food wasn’t counted against if everyone partook but the more of your entree/entrees you had left unfinished the higher percentage of the total bill you paid. Kinda a reverse payout at a golf tournament. As a result no one over did it on beers and apps (for fear they wouldn’t be able to finish the entree) and if you ordered extra food you’d almost certainly end up paying more.
Ok, glad we got that cleared up.
Am I the only one here who’s not a fan of battle royale games?
That car dealership must be be thrilled. Now instead of having to sell those cars they can just cash in the insurance check.
PGA Championship Sunday with a postgame sushi dinner.
Easy, anthrax. That way I could at least take everyone I hate down with me.
Don’t forget about baseball ramping up, football coming back, and the PGA Championship