Double cheeseburger, have them put a grilled cheese in between the patties, sprinkling of fries on top to soak up that soggyness, eat your emotions and hate yourself.
I may be in the minority here but I have some of my most fun arguments when whiskey is involved. Example: is there merit to Caddyshack 2 beyond quotability?
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Double cheeseburger, have them put a grilled cheese in between the patties, sprinkling of fries on top to soak up that soggyness, eat your emotions and hate yourself.
Consistently got too drunk and blew $1500 at week 1 of the Olympics. Currently hate myself.
Don’t worry, our women kicked their women’s ass for you.
That was borderline treasonous. My grandpapi didn’t fight the Nazis to AND LEBRON WINS THE TIP
Currently in Pyeongcheng for the Olympics. Russia can get fucked. Czechs too.
Unless you’re sharing and gave 24 hours notice.
You know trophy hunting raises millions of dollars for conservation, right? And that the animals killed are genetically useless due to age or illness.
Or you get lucky and have an Italian Jewish family with a sandwich shop nearby. Or you live in New York.
“Wayne, how ya now?”
All dressed > ketchup
Leftover fish: do not pass go, do not collect $200, and go fuck yourself!
Birthday today, St Louis Mardi Gras tomorrow, Blues hockey on Sunday, then flying out to Korea for the Olympics.
Never let the truth get in the ways of a good story.
I may be in the minority here but I have some of my most fun arguments when whiskey is involved. Example: is there merit to Caddyshack 2 beyond quotability?
Bringing the argument “why is your ex still your emergency contact” full circle
Skiing is like golf. It’s fun in it of itself but you’re not getting the most out of it if you’re not spending a solid chunk of your time drinking.
Right over my birthday weekend too. I am gonna burn the 314 to the fucking ground.
This is what love looks like.
The old man and I get roped into hosting a Super Bowl party every year because as Canadians we’re the only ones willing to man the grill.
Just landed back home after a trade show in Detroit. Figure I’ve got the next 3-5 hours to blow all the money I made.
Sounds like you have what a Machiavellian mind would refer to as “leverage.” I recommend using it.