I’m not exactly the most emotionally intelligent person. In fact, my emotional and empathic abilities are shown to be worse than that of Richard Kuklinski so take any emotional advice I give with a grain of salt. But when you find someone you enjoy spending time with lock that shit the fuck up. I got lucky enough to find that and if you don’t think I jumped on it…
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The beauty of being Canadian is that our blood is so saturated with syrup and alcohol we’ve physically lowered the freezing point of our blood
Not unless you find vajazzling a turn on.
You can get better beer and glitter in Montreal.
No
Never leave outerwear at someone’s house if you’re not exclusive. Not worth the risk.
If you can’t be motivated by what’s in front of you be motivated to give a big middle finger to whatever is holding you back.
Watching Tiger kick ass at the country club in the early afternoon then getting in on the St Patrick’s Day festivities.
Best advice I’ve ever gotten: the world is a cunt. And when it’s being a cunt to you you can either take it or punch it square in the throat.
I’m not exactly the most emotionally intelligent person. In fact, my emotional and empathic abilities are shown to be worse than that of Richard Kuklinski so take any emotional advice I give with a grain of salt. But when you find someone you enjoy spending time with lock that shit the fuck up. I got lucky enough to find that and if you don’t think I jumped on it…
I got a case of wine as a gift from the CO. That won’t last past the round of 32
Hey, what the rabbi doesn’t know won’t hurt him.
Lower corner, opposite your dominant hand. There’s a science to it but once you’re in you’re in.
Get ready for the “sup” comments.
100% bagels. And not just because I’m Jewish.
You call it losing one hour of sleep. I call it time for brunch drinks the second you wake up.
That tracks.
“I ordered us a pizza. We’ve got 30 minutes. 25 are all for you.”
Oh my god, that’s it. You sir are a hero
Thank you so much. One down one to go.
About 70% to Tallahassee.