As someone who is getting married in 11 days, this was a tough one. I’m a teacher who became close with a few families of kids I have taught. Ultimately we decided to invite them because it means the parents get to come. We would rather have the whole family come then the parents saying they couldn’t come because they couldn’t find a sitter.
Performance review today, and dad’s going to get a nice pay bump. Going to celebrate with a big ass steak, vodka rocks, and chain smoking cigs because the fiancee is out of town.
Half day Friday! Got some errands to do after, but going out to dinner with the fiancee and engaging in sexual activity. The rest of the weekend entails building my dream bar for my basement.
Two weeks ago, I landed my dream job, but unfortunately it doesn’t start until August. So, today, as in most days, I am in a run-out-the-clock situation. Essentially, I am getting paid to read the internet. Not a bad Tuesday.
Have my bachelor party this weekend in the Wisconsin Dells. Between today and tomorrow, will be crushing 45 holes of bogey golf, while drinking enough grain alcohol to kill a small bison. May the blackjack gods be with me.
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As someone who is getting married in 11 days, this was a tough one. I’m a teacher who became close with a few families of kids I have taught. Ultimately we decided to invite them because it means the parents get to come. We would rather have the whole family come then the parents saying they couldn’t come because they couldn’t find a sitter.
Good move on the title of the column. “In the Cut” is for touchers only.
Something tells me that the first couple paragraphs could have squeezed into part one and we would be just fine.
Panera as number one? Clearly written by a woman.
Any good friend would help you move if you asked. So, yes, you do it.
I can’t wait for Will to get married and then be the victim of his own column.
Performance review today, and dad’s going to get a nice pay bump. Going to celebrate with a big ass steak, vodka rocks, and chain smoking cigs because the fiancee is out of town.
Half day Friday! Got some errands to do after, but going out to dinner with the fiancee and engaging in sexual activity. The rest of the weekend entails building my dream bar for my basement.
Two weeks ago, I landed my dream job, but unfortunately it doesn’t start until August. So, today, as in most days, I am in a run-out-the-clock situation. Essentially, I am getting paid to read the internet. Not a bad Tuesday.
Have my bachelor party this weekend in the Wisconsin Dells. Between today and tomorrow, will be crushing 45 holes of bogey golf, while drinking enough grain alcohol to kill a small bison. May the blackjack gods be with me.