Another one of my pledge brothers just got engaged. Another man down. PGP.

It’s not that I’m antisocial, it’s just that I don’t give a fuck anymore. PGP.

Having to explain yourself more than once. PGP.

The less people I have to talk to in the morning, the better. PGP.

Never being caught up on emails. PGP.

Never thought I would be told I look like I have a case of the Mondays. PGP.

Putting more effort and creativity into PGP submissions than my actual work. PGP.

Decided not to shower this morning just so I could sleep in for an extra 10 minutes. PGP.

My boss told me “See ya, dude” as he left the office this evening. Not sure if I should be terrified or happy about this. PGP.

Office-wide, passive aggressive reminder emails of break room rules being continuously sent on a weekly basis. PGP.