Got a buzz from a mini bottle of JD on a flight. Between not eating and dehydration I’ve become a shell of my younger self. PGP.

My boss saw this push notification on my phone: “Your saved job ____ is about to expire. Don’t wait to apply!” PGP.

Opened underwear from my deployed boyfriend that said “sexually deprived for your freedom” in front of my super conservative parents and grandparents. Merry Christmas. PGP.

Finally synced my work email to my phone, now I’m “accessible” at all times. PGP.

Your boss casually pranking you in the airport by placing a gun shaped turbo lighter and Japanese adult mags in your carry-on bag while you’re away to get coffee for him. Be ware of Asian bosses.