Every decent town has a local haberdashery if you want to spend some decent coin on your suit and have it fit like a glove. If you are on a budget, Jos. A Bank will do for suit short term. Don’t go running to Brooks Brothers to buy a suit just because some fucking sophomore who jerks off to TFM says so because he heard someone say BB was fratty. BB has nice suits, but so do a lot of other clothiers.
I felt like the smartest man alive when I showed my dept the Control+C and V to copy and paste. It made their heads explodes. I’ve been told it’s not what you do, but what you know that makes you climb the ladder. Bullshit. These guys are boarderline Corkys from “Life Goes On” and still raking in the cash.
The bubble-guts hit me in mid-grind with a solid 9 at a bar back home. It was a single sitter so I waddled out the door and the devastation hit right after. I then drove myself home (not safe) and had to throw those boxer briefs and jeans away. It eventually gets everyone at least once in their adult life.
1. With all the tanning and self-inflicted drama in your life, you probably look old as hell.
2. With that attitude that you displayed just for being called ma’am, you probably deserved to be called the C-word instead.
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Needing “twerking” explained to me.
1. Everything Taylor Swift sings
2. Rap music post-1996
That is all
Every decent town has a local haberdashery if you want to spend some decent coin on your suit and have it fit like a glove. If you are on a budget, Jos. A Bank will do for suit short term. Don’t go running to Brooks Brothers to buy a suit just because some fucking sophomore who jerks off to TFM says so because he heard someone say BB was fratty. BB has nice suits, but so do a lot of other clothiers.
$1 mimosas and $3 bloodys on Sunday morning.
BJ for Journalism degree is probably more accurate
I felt like the smartest man alive when I showed my dept the Control+C and V to copy and paste. It made their heads explodes. I’ve been told it’s not what you do, but what you know that makes you climb the ladder. Bullshit. These guys are boarderline Corkys from “Life Goes On” and still raking in the cash.
The bubble-guts hit me in mid-grind with a solid 9 at a bar back home. It was a single sitter so I waddled out the door and the devastation hit right after. I then drove myself home (not safe) and had to throw those boxer briefs and jeans away. It eventually gets everyone at least once in their adult life.
1. With all the tanning and self-inflicted drama in your life, you probably look old as hell.
2. With that attitude that you displayed just for being called ma’am, you probably deserved to be called the C-word instead.