I must have “If you’re weird come talk to me” tattooed on my forehead. No matter how many social cues I give the guy with the wolf/moon t-shirt who kind of smells like pee always hits on me.
I’ve been wanting to delete mine for months, especially since it’s an election year. Unfortunately I run several business pages and they have to be connected a personal account.
Pop open a roll of crescents and separate them. Roll a hot dog and some shredded cheese up in each one of them, sprinkle some cheese on top, bake for like 15 min.
A solid go to of mine and my roommates when it wasn’t paycheck week.
I think the hardest thing for “in a relationship friends” to understand is that one can be truly, genuinely happy without being in a relationship. I understand all the happiness (that’s debatable) yours has brought you and you want me to find the same joy, and I am, just on my own.
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Valid argument. Servers at my friends sweet 16 stole all the cash within the cards, so it does happen.
How can you not include pumpkin jo-jos?! Serious oversight.
Give cash, much more appreciated it and they can use it on the honeymoon.
Sorry been busy at work! Hope this didn’t take too long.
I love a good Parks and Rec reference, sup?
I’m going to put “Every thug needs a down ass bitch” in my bumble bio.
Fuck we need an edit button, I’m 25.
19 year old Brunch: Sex is something for a guy you’re seriously dating and are in love with
22 year old Brunch: “Well, he did pay for dinner…”
Pray you still fit in last year’s jeans, all too real the Tuesday after a holiday weekend.
I must have “If you’re weird come talk to me” tattooed on my forehead. No matter how many social cues I give the guy with the wolf/moon t-shirt who kind of smells like pee always hits on me.
The “I”ll just have a salad” girl is the worst. Get something greasy, and delicious, and smothered in cheese or GTFO.
Shooters shoot. If you’re ever in Boston hit me up.
Stouffer’s French bread pizza or bust
Alexis seems like shes friends with the Von Trapp hipster couple.
Not all heroes wear capes.
I’ve been wanting to delete mine for months, especially since it’s an election year. Unfortunately I run several business pages and they have to be connected a personal account.
Hot dog crescents, so easy.
Pop open a roll of crescents and separate them. Roll a hot dog and some shredded cheese up in each one of them, sprinkle some cheese on top, bake for like 15 min.
A solid go to of mine and my roommates when it wasn’t paycheck week.
I think the hardest thing for “in a relationship friends” to understand is that one can be truly, genuinely happy without being in a relationship. I understand all the happiness (that’s debatable) yours has brought you and you want me to find the same joy, and I am, just on my own.
Trick I learned for definitely, if you spell it with an “a” you’re definitely an a-hole. Don’t be an asshole.
It’s not that I’m not happy for them, it’s that I truly don’t give a fuck.