Not weird – especially when you work in an open office layout with a female manager who is like Dr. Jekyll turned into Mr. Hyde the first week of the month. Just helps you remember to keep your head down and say as little as possible.
Don’t hang onto that Johnny. You’ll be sitting there 4 years later still thinking about her everyday and hate yourself for it bc nothing was different and you wasted time and possibly more emotional investment into something with zero return….not that it happened to me or anything….
By some extremely fortunate series of events, the last two girls I played hide the pickle with had pierced nipples. I’ve always been a fan and now my goal is to keep the streak alive.
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Will, you beautiful bastard, I needed this.
Why is this even a thing
Whenever we’re running low on K-Cups I’ll hide the last one and pretend that I brought it from home after we’ve run out.
Solution: Disregard females, acquire currency.
This gave me the Wednesday scaries…
Took a box of donuts to my interview today. They were a hit. Will update.
I’m to that point in my week where I’m dying for a clown to show up and try something. It’s only Tuesday…
Duda, I just love to hate you.
Go surfing. Ask Duda.
Broke into a cold sweat just reading the title
Not weird – especially when you work in an open office layout with a female manager who is like Dr. Jekyll turned into Mr. Hyde the first week of the month. Just helps you remember to keep your head down and say as little as possible.
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Don’t hang onto that Johnny. You’ll be sitting there 4 years later still thinking about her everyday and hate yourself for it bc nothing was different and you wasted time and possibly more emotional investment into something with zero return….not that it happened to me or anything….
This was depressing
Damn, Duda… Ya done goofed.
By some extremely fortunate series of events, the last two girls I played hide the pickle with had pierced nipples. I’ve always been a fan and now my goal is to keep the streak alive.