TURN DOWN FOR WHAT

Gotta love a ‘vo.

Today is the great George Brett’s birthday. 61 years young. Not only is he one of the greatest hitters in baseball history, he’s the greatest storyteller in MLB history. You might have already seen this video, but I don’t care. It’s worth watching over and over, again and again. He shit his pants in Vegas some years back and decided that he wanted to tell a bunch of Kansas City Royals rookies about it at Spring Training in 2005. “I’m standin’ there and it’s just runnin’ down my leg.”

To get to a billion right swipes, you have to…oh, whatever. This is funny.

Badass.