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Lady Gaga is known for pulling stuff like this, but she might have topped them all last night at her SXSW show at Stubbs in Austin, TX. Besides getting barfed on, Gaga also roasted herself like a pig on a spit above a fire as her backup dancers basted her with oversized brushes, a woman performing fellatio on several bratwursts and sausages, the usual. Then she invited a “vomit painter” onstage and you can guess where things went from there.

Jason Derulo rounded up some celebs to do a version of the recent example of awesome sax drops in pop music, “Talk Dirty To Me.” Larry King, One Direction, that little kid who lip synchs Katy Perry songs. The gang’s all here.

“Listen, Linda. Don’t give me the runaround again. Are you going to give me cupcakes for dinner or not?” This kid throws down his best negotiation tactics on his mom to convince her to let him eat cupcakes for dinner. He’s already calling her by her first name. Power move.

Excuse me while I go do a ton of cocaine.