ABC 20 in Gainesville, FL isn’t allowed to use CBS’s March Madness footage until the day after each game, so they had to get creative to deliver footage from Florida’s Elite Eight win over Dayton. Creative they got.

“WE ARE GETTING WINDS IN EXCESS OF 60 MPH…THIS IS OKLAHOMA!”

Poor guy. I think I’ll have the same reaction when I find out I’m having daughters. “I don’t want another girl! That’s too much!” Get over it, kid. Wait until college, when knowing what makes women tick will pay its dividends.

Nailed it. (Warning: NSFW)

I can only imagine what he did to his toilet two hours later.