Yeah, but can your mom pay you $45k a year, plus bennies?

Such is life.

“A pigeon pie so dry, everyone at your wedding will choke and die.”

This country is in good hands.

God, read a book.

Long-time Major League outfielder, Jeff Francoeur was relegated to the minor leagues this season. His teammates obviously wanted to welcome him to the bus leagues by pulling perhaps one of the greatest, and lengthiest, pranks the internet has ever seen.