I get to eat and be a worthless human being without consequence, all while not having to buy presents for anyone. Why wouldn’t it be anyone’s favorite holiday?
“You mean to tell me that if I put you into Immunotech Industries at 16, take you out at 41, you wouldn’t be saying to me ‘Chester, pick me up a few thousand shares of Wholehealth Products’ right now?”
This is perhaps the ultimate “PGP.” I’ve had long, long talks with friends about it at happy hour. I think the only thing I would change is that I would not have a relationship in college, and I bet my ex-girlfriend would say the same thing. Other than that, I’m perfectly happy with how my life ended up. So, no. I wouldn’t do it all over again, but I would love to spend about a week or two as an average looking, 20 year old in Columbia, Missouri.
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Yeah. Fuck making money.
He’s Jewish?
You do realize it’s more likely the team bus catches on fire on the way to the airport than that happening, right?
I get to eat and be a worthless human being without consequence, all while not having to buy presents for anyone. Why wouldn’t it be anyone’s favorite holiday?
“You mean to tell me that if I put you into Immunotech Industries at 16, take you out at 41, you wouldn’t be saying to me ‘Chester, pick me up a few thousand shares of Wholehealth Products’ right now?”
Yeah, but retiring at 50 does not sound unfun.
I would gay marry Bill Gates if there was no prenup.
LLS
This is perhaps the ultimate “PGP.” I’ve had long, long talks with friends about it at happy hour. I think the only thing I would change is that I would not have a relationship in college, and I bet my ex-girlfriend would say the same thing. Other than that, I’m perfectly happy with how my life ended up. So, no. I wouldn’t do it all over again, but I would love to spend about a week or two as an average looking, 20 year old in Columbia, Missouri.
The West Wing is GOAT.
Call my hair a frat swoop again.
They also had wooden teeth, owned slaves and syphilis.
Cram it up your cram hole.
We’re all getting old, man. Life is despair.
Guy sounds like a real dick.
I mean, the world is a big place. This was bound to happen.