I saw on TV that when tribes of chimps do battle, the winning tribe will tear apart and eat the alpha male of the losing tribe. Everyone takes a bite. They don’t do this out of hunger or any desire for chimp flesh; it’s literally just to send a message that they can take the strongest male of the other tribe and literally fucking eat him
Brunch dates sound clutch. You get drunk in a pressure-free atmosphere with good food, and if it goes well you have sex and maybe a Netflix-filled Sunday afternoon staving off the Scaries together.
I wish I’d thought of this when I was single. Fuck
No offense to anyone living in Tuscan-style mansions, but Tuscan homes are stupid outside of Tuscany. They’re the epitome of “I don’t know how to embrace the local architecture so I’m going to buy just any old floor plan for this McMansion”
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Have you passed Level 3 or are you just not afraid of jinxes?
I like how DeFries has entered the “George RR Martin Zone,” where readers blame him personally for the things his characters put us through
If I’m hungover, it’s not unusual for me to forego eating for the next 24-36 hours.
The one exception is pho. It’s a miracle substance
This actually got me more pumped up than my personal office espresso machine did
I thought it was universal to send a suggestive Snapchat
I saw on TV that when tribes of chimps do battle, the winning tribe will tear apart and eat the alpha male of the losing tribe. Everyone takes a bite. They don’t do this out of hunger or any desire for chimp flesh; it’s literally just to send a message that they can take the strongest male of the other tribe and literally fucking eat him
Bottles of champs at dinner? Damn Grandex must pay well
Brunch dates sound clutch. You get drunk in a pressure-free atmosphere with good food, and if it goes well you have sex and maybe a Netflix-filled Sunday afternoon staving off the Scaries together.
I wish I’d thought of this when I was single. Fuck
Same, but the app is Uber. Like dude, I HAVE Uber
I learned more from two weeks of Kaplan mocks than I did from 4 months of reading the curriculum
No offense to anyone living in Tuscan-style mansions, but Tuscan homes are stupid outside of Tuscany. They’re the epitome of “I don’t know how to embrace the local architecture so I’m going to buy just any old floor plan for this McMansion”
Fuck DeBeers, buy lab made
0% down, 30-years?
The shows that include a lot of arduous looking housework just gives me anxiety about having to rip out my own wiring in the near future
Must be nice
What Katie did to girl in that speech battle was way more devastating than a beat down could ever be
You still have to be concerned about voice in a third person omniscient
Shaving your back?
PGP
oh fuck I commented on a comment instead of the article. We need a fucking edit button
When I saw this comment I read CFP as “Certified Financial Planner” PGP
With NYE fast approaching, I’m mostly just excited to read what happens at Caroline’s wedding.