Metamucil. PGP.

The guy I sit next to takes all of his calls on speaker phone. PGP.

Back to driving to work in the dark. PGP.

“Happy Friday.” PGP.

Nothing like the rush of starting and finishing a report 30 minutes before its due. PGP.

Desk crunches. PGP.

Saw the sun this morning. That’s how I knew I was late for work. PGP

I did absolutely nothing this weekend. PGP.

Doing just enough to keep the power gut from getting any worse. PGP.

The last two girls I have been with have gotten engaged to the guy after me. PGP.