Shopping the Back-To-School section for office supplies. PGP.

Life Insurance meetings. PGP.

“Are you busy?” PGP.

Fitbit giving me weekly reminders of how lazy I am. PGP.

Amazon has Dockers 35% off this week. PGP.

Acromyms.PGP.

I just spent an entire paycheck paying bills. PGP.

“There will be no relocation allowance for this position.” PGP.

Threw my back out sneezing today. PGP.

Chasing Tylenol with coffee. PGP.