I was ready to go with a cooler full of beer but the university went to some bullshit “permit required for tailgate parking” system. No way I’m walking a mile from Limestone parking, tugging along 40+ iced down cans.
UK football is just an excuse to day drink. They’re not a football school – never have been, never will be. When you barely pull a win against a solid OVC school (EKU, 15) and then make a multi million dollar expansion to your stadium “…bcuz SEC,” you need to reevaluate your PR. I got no sympathy for this guy. Must not be a local.
Based on absolutely zero evidence, I’m assuming that space herpes is worse than Earth herpes. So pay attention, Duda – wrap your Mars Rover before exploring any black holes because if anyone’s tryna fuck an alien, it’s probably you.
Ole dude doesn’t know a vagina from a hole in the ground, or the secretary is into some freaky shit. This definitely deserves a follow up. Do it for the content.
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#Thoughts&Prayers
But is she hot?
“I sound like such a bitch right now.”
Nooooooooo…. What makes you say that?
Fellow engineer. Can confirm. I’m on the wrong side of the fine line dividing comedy and tragedy.
I lost my first fantasy game because my dumbass overestimated the Chiefs’ defense and left Danny Woodhead on the bench
*head desk*
Lick on these nuts and suck the dick
Get the fuck out after you’re done
And I hope in my ride to make a quick run
Soooooooooo do they get the same humor out of “Thanks, Obama” that Americans do or no?
Instructions unclear, Comrade. Dick caught in ceiling fan.
I was ready to go with a cooler full of beer but the university went to some bullshit “permit required for tailgate parking” system. No way I’m walking a mile from Limestone parking, tugging along 40+ iced down cans.
Vice, Slate, Salon, Jezebel… Is reading shitty, fear mongering “news” sites a requirement to work at Grandex?
UK football is just an excuse to day drink. They’re not a football school – never have been, never will be. When you barely pull a win against a solid OVC school (EKU, 15) and then make a multi million dollar expansion to your stadium “…bcuz SEC,” you need to reevaluate your PR. I got no sympathy for this guy. Must not be a local.
Congrats on the sex!
ATLGuy, I hope you get a papercut on your dick tip
My engineering office doesn’t participate in any sort of happy hour. Take that how you will.
Based on absolutely zero evidence, I’m assuming that space herpes is worse than Earth herpes. So pay attention, Duda – wrap your Mars Rover before exploring any black holes because if anyone’s tryna fuck an alien, it’s probably you.
Also women in corsets.
Questions From The Chase: What’s this growth on my dick?
Ole dude doesn’t know a vagina from a hole in the ground, or the secretary is into some freaky shit. This definitely deserves a follow up. Do it for the content.
No bio is an automatic left swipe for me.
(I already meh’d myself. Go on and get it over with.)
“Also, if your uncovered legs resemble two chopsticks painted white, always go slacks.”
Poor Duda ain’t even here to defend himself.
You’re a god amongst men, Madoff. I needed that pep talk.