Went down a floor in my office building to throw up this morning so my co-workers don’t think I’m a degenerate. PGP.

Coworker just asked me if I ever drink so much that I feel sick the next morning. I’m hungover right now. PGP.

Cherry picking emails. PGP.

Spending 90% of your time on Bumble/Tinder during conference calls. PGP.

When a rainy Friday night gets you just as excited to stay in and watch a movie as going out used to in college. PGP.

I post more on LinkedIn than I do to Facebook or Instagram. PGP.

When someone laughs at you for going inside to get the receipt at a gas station but that’s the only way you can get reimbursed. PGP.